Posts Tagged ‘shameless commerce’

Buy It While You Can: Rapture Memorabilia in Advance

November 17, 2008

Once the Rapture happens, nobody will be in any position to sell or buy any memorabilia. So now is the time to buy. Order now: your “My Buddies All Went to Heaven and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” T-shirt; your “If You Didn’t Get Raptured, You Need More Coffee” mug; your “God is My Travel Agent” bumper sticker; all $9.95 apiece.

Red Emma